a small boy waits. The Gorillaz (as far as I think it)

The Gorillaz (as far as I think it)

Shit. What the fuck happened last night? Did the Gorillaz just work their final show EVER? Did The Clash just get back together? Why is that dude from 'Blur' tattooed on my girlfriend`s tity? Did I truly see Bobby Womack wearing Bishop Don Juan`s suit? Nah, must have been the acid. Whose melodica is this? _ Holdup_ (*In Celine voice*) It`s all coming second to me now.

We were about 9823 rows up sitting between Nana Mouskouri in leopard skin and the obese human interpretation of the Paul Frank monkey while Little Dragon were blowing my tiny little mind into pieces. Yeah, that`s right. Then De La came out and Maceo was in a reindeer hat. Or was that the acid? No I can definitely hear `Stakes Is High` vibrating in my head. Somebody please get it stop. (*7 panadol*) Was that Mos Def with them or only the stage hand guy? He was either rocking the mic or adjusting its stand. I don`t remember. It was unquestionably the best thing I`ve always seen in my life though. I recollect the word `Gorillaz` written in big fuck off neon letters glowing like a gold fish on heat while an orchestra made up of about of the best musicians in the world abducted my soul. But what the bust was Snoop Dogg doing on the introduction? And why did he mean he was Gill Scott Heron? Was that Bruce Willis on bass? Whoever it was is a fucking beast. And the National Orchestra for Arabic Music? Whoa. That was just plain beautiful. I believe I cried. It was very emotional. And I remember Damon Albarn and the Small Dragon girl had this `Mrs Jones` thing going on. They looked so well together, kind of like Wooden Allen and his step daughter. She was probably fucking the drummer though. That guy was the dude. Yeah it was definitely either him or one of the Hypnotic Brass boys. I think that sousaphone broke the legal barrier at one point. The foreground of the dark was Bobby though. If I could`ve remembered where I put my lighter I definitely would`ve put it in the air for that song. That call was the shit. With the images of the Vietnam War in the background. Or was it a monkey? Iuno. Who cares? It was the shit. Shux. What a night. And I didn`t yet know I liked the Gorillaz. I never knew that `I got sunshine in a bag` lyric was almost my acid. I constantly thought they were simply a cartoon band. Guess I was wrong. They`re a fucking masterpiece. Was that really their final show though? Man. That suks. Where`s my other eyelid?